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Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 10:12 PM

roflmao



@ 6:23 PM

7 days to my birthday

6 days to my mid year exam


ahh.
must start studying le
esp chinese later i fail again
and history
and english
and science
and maths
and e.lit
and no more
these 6 subjects...
wth
chinese when whole class got more than 10 get B4
ask cai lao shi go teach us o.o
i get B3 already happy like siao
el and e.lit is hopeless one la
history...wth stupid la
science already 1/2 dead
ONLY GT MATHS!!!
dam it the only subject i'm best at is maths which is nt very gd either
AHH
must really study le cnt slack
...

COURTESY OF THAT LITTLE GIRL, YX.



she took this screenshot in audition when doing fm.
zzz
she claim is accidentaly...
how can i prove it?


STUPID PICTURE

then right she go create msn.
disturb me all day long.
-PROOF-








click to enlarge


actually right,
i gt worse spam b4 in msn
zzzz


Saturday, April 28, 2007 @ 8:05 PM

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walao how on earth did the person do this...
so much patience


@ 10:37 AM


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ok...

lazy to dechiper?

scroll down 1st!

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hello. i'm not going to use leet speak as much as rlee is going to be, but i'm just going to make you ppl confused juz this one time by translating all my words into leet speak!! WAKAKAKA

this is the second time i did this kind of crap to ask you to scroll down but the thanatos one is the best siazz!! i didnt know i bothered to copy and paste the word over and over again

since you have scrolled this far, i shall show you something i found fr somewhere =)

study = no fail

no study = fail

so,

study + no study = no fail + fail

study (no+1) = fail (no+1)

therefore, study = fail

zzzzzzzzzz

I WISH SIAZZ!!



Friday, April 27, 2007 @ 4:23 PM

boom
boom
boom
boom
flash of light
flash of light
boom
boom
boom
I AM GONNA BECOME DEAF!!
i was using one hand to play audition
one hand to cover my ear, one hand to press the arrows
then spacebar
but then so surprising
i use one hand at lv 8-9
i get perfect x5
WA SIAO
when i typing this post
suddenly got one BOOM!!!!
then got someone scream
now i laughing like hell
sry to that person i xing zai le huo
i'm 30% scared of the thunder
70% scared of becoming deaf!!
SERIOUSLY
I AM GOING TO BECOME DEAF IF THIS CONTINUES!!
DAM AND CURSE!!
whatever
then abt 1 hr ago
got one person wif a weird hp no
send me message
i dun know who the person is
it juz said 'Hi yan min'
maybe is CAPS friend lol
or ahs or hu?? know my name and hp no one
but then the person nvr tell me who that person is
zz
now another flash
oh...boommmmmmmmm
dam it la
i am going to become deaf...SERIOUSLY!
GT ANOTHER FLASH AND BOOM!!
arggggggggg!!!!
dam it dam it dam it
WTH
another flash
and a boboom 0.o
lol
ahh dun type le
later become deaf
cos i need cover my ear
i dun wan post le
become deaf -.-


Thursday, April 26, 2007 @ 8:37 PM

11 more days to my birthday
10 more days to SA1.
haiz...
today no mood to do hw
but still need to do.
haiz...
my brain is nt working le
cos today gt paper 1 el and cl.
el leaflet so dam horrible
ask to promote the sch zzzz
then compo i wrote race against time
almost died writing that siazz
then right, gt 1 hr recess
blablabla
then right wennie want to go up
me too
but vicky refuses to go up
so i have no choice but to take her lunchbox as
her 'hostage' (!!???!!)
finally she went up cos i lured her wif the lunchbox lol
then becky and clara say wan go my house do project
but later rlee and wennie say also wan to come
lol
but then later wennie mother say cnt
..
later cl exam
'si han' chose qns 2 cos i done it b4 lol
then right compo i chose qns 3
cos i only know how to write a story using tt one
i was so dam shocked
i could write 2 2/3 pages
usu. i write 1 1/2 pg gt prob le but
now can exceed 2pages -.- lol
later after sch all go 'da bao' macs
nt tired of eating tt one meh
then all went to my house
at first everyone still eating so play
maple play audition...whatever
then start work but rlee go my house to play zzz
so she continue playing
becky is like so 'amused' abt audition
clara was doing the work
i juz see rlee play audi
then when becky need go home
she ask me 'escort' her down lol
when i came up
clara was laughing like siao
i gt so dam shocked after looking at wth she had done
I SHOULD HAD SIGN OUT MY MSN LA!
she use my msn acc go talk CRAP to annabella
until i need sms her and call her zzz
later clara needs to go and rlee also follow clara go
so later i was at home all alone cos my sis go sup class
later she beg me play audition wif her
haha i pwned her once siazz
lv 7 novice: 300k pts
lv 11 freedom: 200k pts
at sync-4 which i believe now it is called
'dance battle-4 key' smth like tt
ahh now doing my maths
but apparently my brain is nt working
HELP
...............


@ 8:17 PM




picture
name: AvengedSouL
date created: 26 Apr 07 abt 8pm
drawn by: yan min =)


click on the picture to enlarge

..

juz felt like drawing.

and rlee was talking to me in msn with 1337(LEET)

1337 deciphering is fun BUT NOT typing.

lol.

i'm going to be blind.

MAKE YOU BECOME MORE BLIND WITH THIS CRAP!!







this is not a made up paper!!
it is true i got 7/30!!
LUCKY IT IS NT DAM COUNTED IN CA2!!
ahhhhh!!!
Y MUST HAVE THIS TEST AFTER MY FEVER!!?


Sunday, April 22, 2007 @ 6:47 PM

i was surfing some forums and websites today and i learnt
2 weird languages called
1337 (aka LEET)
twit language

BOTH ARE EQUALLY DAMN ANNOYING
such as
eg of 1337(Leet language)
[)_l\l 91\/3 l_ll>
IT ACTUALLY MEANS 'DUN GIVE UP'
WELL, I GIVE UP READING 1337!!!
eg of TWIT
"euu arll dhenn dishhgustiingx larrhhs,, . aniih0ww shaeyy peeppuhhx .,, euu n0rtd anii betta canns"
taken fr http://twitionary.blogspot.com/
which actually freaking mean
"YOU ALL DAMN DISGUSTING LAA, ANYHOW SAY PPL, YOU NOT ANY BETTER CAN!"

WARNING!:
Do not use these words in red. Thanks very much!
(taken fr somewhere forgot to credit anyway the warning caption was fr the site too!)

I DUN UNDERSTAND WHY PPL USE TWIT. makes things long which ppl normally do not want

conclusion for myself
TWIT sucks to the bottom of the hell. FOR PPL WHO LIKE TO ACT CUTE x= zzzz
1337 is hard to read AND IT IS ANNOYING!! not as much as TWIT though =P
then i read fr somewhere
1337(leet) was used by ppl who tried to act cool
so for those who failed terribly
they resorted to twit who think that can make them look
CUTE(!!!!??? FGS!!) btw fgs = for goodness sake
juz learnt a vulgar phrase today
STFU
(shut the f-ck up)
zzz lol
sry abt all the red and big and esp the words
and CAPS
i know words in CAPS make ppl feel annoyed
bcos there was this fool who was talking to me in maple
ALL IN CAPS. dam it
then i gt one maple buddy is starting to be TWITTY =(
AND 1337 and CAPS typer
when she came online she was like
"H4RL05 4LL"
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz give me a dam break
later she typed
"Y0, D4RKC0SD4"
zzzzz since when my maple char became d4rkc0sd4??
nvm, drop that matter and life has to continue~
...
i'm gonna die playing audition
ALWAYS the last
i'm used to it...i rather play wif weaker ppl
cos i use less effort yet more exp
=)
wkends are boring
i am so dam bored playing maple
and the thing is i wan curse MS cos
I CANT LOG IN MY DAM STORAGE ACC
when i'm in need of mesos =( somemore all my scroll stuck in there
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
ok.
oh yeah...what a informative post ^^(note the sarcasm)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/
this dictionary has meanings of a lot of slang and funny language used today
ATTACKED by twits?
might be able to find some of the meaning in here =)
but the meanings may not be true zzz


Saturday, April 21, 2007 @ 2:07 PM

these few days dun feel like blogging
cos i keep watching videos =)
although they look like maple videos they have nth to do wif maple at all
lol


listen to what the ppl are saying this is so dam funny (:

lol fart contest

sad story lol i laughed at it o.O

lol



the above 2 are so dam funny



this one a bit bo liao nth one la but lol


hahaha o.O


Saturday, April 14, 2007 @ 4:38 PM

i rather suffer frm lots of hw during the wkend
than suffer frm fever!!
dam it.
very early in the morning abt 3am
my mother went to check my temperate
i was so dam shocked.
39.5 degrees celcius
now is 37.9
but i'm still feeling terrible.
i think the last time i had fever was very
long time ago, i dont even rmb at 2006 i
had fever or nt.


Friday, April 13, 2007 @ 7:07 PM

fever sux.
but i'm 90% recovered...
can talk, play, eat, sleep, read, study, work, slack, drink, bla bla bla
BUT ONLY
CNT SHOUT!!!

i feel so dam
gt the stupid fever.
morning i was feeling FINE like any other day
recess i still could eat a plate of noodles
and in class during recess i still could use my book, banging on
my table and saying bad things abt lindy.
shouting at the top of my voice...
then after recess is cl
cl i was STILL ok!!
but then when go art rm for art lesson (DUH!!)
i feel a bit headache
then i thought i was juz tired
cos everyday last lesson will be very tired.
so in art class i could nt concentrate at all.
after lesson i walked up to class and put my art stuff into my locker
then went into the canteen.
headache.
so i dun feel like eating BUT feel like drinking
so bought a bottle of mineral water and drank it up nt all of course
then lindy saw me and ask me go her class to teach her how to do the science
then i was like ok lor whatever.
so i went into the 1B classroom and see what lindy is doing
she took out her science ws and ask me how to do all the simple questions.
my headache gt worse but still could do the science and talking to her!
then there was a boy in her class which i believe is irritating to lindy
disturb her until laugh my hd off.
then she ask me help her open her locker AGAIN!!!
so i was like ok anything whatever what's yr locker code
i opened it for her and went back into her class
by tt time my head was so PAIN
so i was putting my head on the table which i normally do nt do
i guess it was so dam obvious that i was sick until hj ask me i ok or nt!!
then i was like
dam it gt fever
so it was 2pm
went down for cca
in the classroom
by tt time nt only was my fever getting worse my head even more pain
until i cry (OMG!!)
so rachael, marilyn, lindy and michelle
crowd arnd me ask whether i wan excuse
actually i dun care but my head so pain until i wanted excuse
so they told the vice-president abt me having fever
and i gt excused.
then abt 2.20 my father's car came
lucky my father come home le or else i have to take bus home
BY MYSELF!! which i dont know how the hell i could do tt
then when my father cam he called me
i said i was waiting outside the general office
TO THINK he didnt know where the hell was the general office
and i was chasing after his car WITH A HEADACHE
finally he saw me and brought me to the doctor.
then i recognised that clinic
i think the last time i went to that clinic when i was 6 yrs old
then the doctor gave me mc
i saw the dates of my booklet thinggy
the last time i went to the clinic was 2002 mean i was p2 siazz
lol
then i reached home at 3pm
ate medicine
and switched on the com
talked to vicky for a while
then headache came and i wanted to sleep
sleep until 6pm
ate dinner
haha i still can eat cos i was feeling better after that 2hr++ sleep
now i'm feeling normal
only that i cant talk much
):
ahhh
now tt i recovered my mother is asking me to do my work le
haiz...


Wednesday, April 11, 2007 @ 8:52 PM

note:
my tagboard is nt an instant messaging
chat box!!
LOL!!


@ 8:46 PM

look at my tagboard...
my poor tagboard
lol
spam for all i care
i dun mind actually XD


Tuesday, April 10, 2007 @ 8:44 PM

lindy said i look CUTE in the hairstyle i have now.
dam it.
vicky said i look COOL.
O_o
i think what would be most suitable is look BETTER.
this hairdresser is really better than the previous one
cut like nvr cut still need put the dam hairbad and clips
now no need and still look nice ^^

(quote frm 9 april 07)

i said tt vicky said tt i look COOL in the hairstyle i have now.
but it was wrong
she said
" if you dyed yr hair you would look SPUNKY"
lol.


today not a lot of things happened...
but at white sands shopping centre
met hx, wj, sheila
lol then buy present for r.lee
dun know what to buy
so me and lindy spilt cost
buy a $1.90(!!!!???) bkmark
i pay 90cents and lindy pay $1 HAHA
then tt LSHJ girl wanted to prepare a 1-MINUTE SPEECH
to explain the 'dumb'(to her) present we gave.


@ 7:39 PM

some good shit =P



To: All Students!

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
productivity
from students, it will be our policy to keep all students
well taught
through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone
else. If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the
course, please
see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top
of the
S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at
seeing that you
get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Students who don't take their S.H.I.T ......... will be
placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS
(D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have
to go to
EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I..T.). Since our
lecturers took
S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do
S.H.I.T. anymore,
and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job
teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are intending to pursue a career in
management and
consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL
OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION ( M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course
emphasizes how to
manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD
OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
H.O.T. S.H.I.T .).

Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

Thank You for your time.
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High
Intensity Teaching
(The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T .)


Monday, April 9, 2007 @ 9:54 PM

Quote:(4th April 07)

sure going to fail this history test.
If i pass, i'll laugh until gt tears come out.
If i fail, haiz...what can i do? i did nt study...
cos i forgot gt history test.


HAHA today i gt my history test back
i gt so shocked tt i pass sia
but i nt very happy la
only 7.5/15
maybe i wan to take the retest this thurs
even if i do worse, tr will still take the better one ^^

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today gt photography course
i take dont know what hellish crap pictures laa
i try to take pictures of LSHJ she always run away one
then dont know why today suddenly feel high
so i started calling myself a pro zzz
but today i feel so dam high laa

i nvr so bad to my friend b4 lol
the tr need a 'model' to run so tt she can teach us how to shoot
when someone running make the bg blur
but subject clear.
then actually tr say take turns to be model
but in the end r.lee wanted to be the model for the whole time
so right it triggered wennie's insticnts
to make fun of r.lee
so she was like
"HEY!! RUN FOR JY!!"
so me and lindy laughed our heads off.
then i even more evil
say hj is in the field too
run for hj too
r.lee heard what i said went to me and tried to strangle me
then the lindy sim say
"hong jun yang"
then wennie gt real 'evil' plan
say when the tr say go then when r.lee start running
3 of us shout "hjy"
i want to shout, but cnt shout
nt because i dun dare to shout
but i laugh until cannot shout
then r.lee came to us and 'suan zhang'
lindy (i think to make r.lee feel better) said
"aiya actually i do this i felt a bit bad la"
then wennie say
"so this kind of thing also feel bad???"
i was like
I FEEL SO DAM HIGH TODAY!!
i nvr so gd mood b4 since i came into sec sch
lol.
so later when released tt time
me and lindy went to canteen to buy things to eat and drink
then r.lee and wennie also go.
r.lee saw me and wan to strangle me
but i think she forgot this matter altogether
cos me and her were chatting in my tagboard (:
but dun worry
cos i dun normally do this kind of thing
as i dont normally feel high
i rmb last time pri sch
everyday so high one lor
laugh and laugh and laugh
then lindy and r.lee and me were talking abt our pri sch
which is the same and we've been in the same class since p2
i think lindy and r.lee same class since p1
then lindy was like toking how CUTE i was when i had long hair
she said i tied 2 ponytails and like to put them in front.
she said maybe i gt long hair now i would look better
but i so dam disagree
i think i'll look more of a freak if i had long hair
btw i dun like ppl call me cute haha vicky too
lindy said i look CUTE in the hairstyle i have now.
dam it.
vicky said i look COOL.
O_o
i think what would be most suitable is look BETTER.
this hairdresser is really better than the previous one
cut like nvr cut still need put the dam hairbad and clips
now no need and still look nice ^^
lol.
bye all
i need to sleep le XP



Sunday, April 8, 2007 @ 1:45 PM

today is 清明节,
so the 3 of us went to the place where we pray the ancestors
then right, when we entered, the place was so packed wif ppl
but there was so much smoke tt we cnt even breathe properly.
then i said
"walao so smoky the PSI sure 200 over one"
then jh even more exaggerating say tt the PSI 2000++
like tt will die siazz
so we went to the area with a lot of plants
but it was of nt a lot of use.
then right things got worse
our vision became blurry bcos of the smoke entering
our eyes.
then yx say maybe squat down nt so bad.
so the three of us squat down and tok
ahh...nt a lot of things happen yet
cos it's still the 1st 1/2 of the day
so long le, bb


Saturday, April 7, 2007 @ 8:01 AM


=) enjoy


Thursday, April 5, 2007 @ 5:59 PM

after school,
i was waiting for lindy outside the general office.
then i wait until 2.50pm
i sms lindy : hey you released le ma?
then she call me
"hey yan min right?"
"ya"
"wher r u?"
"outside general office waiting for you la"
"can go my class take my bag to the toilet?"
"ok lor"
zzzzzzzzz
i regret helping her leh
her bag so damn heavy
i carrying my own bag and my file
then somemore the lindy sim gt bag and carrier both so heavy
so i carried her bag on my right hand
and the carrier in the left hand.
then i went into the toilet and shouted
"LINDY SIM!!! yr bag so dam heavy!!!"
then she dashed out, grabbed something.
no response at all -.-
then she come out carry her bag say
"WALAO! my bag so heavy. aiya i go back to class put some things
in my locker."
"DAM LAAAA!!! I CARRY YR BAG ALL THE WAY TO THE TOILET LATER SAY
GO BACK TO CLASS PUT YR STUFF IN LOCKER!!!?"
then she didnt say ANYTHING, then
"YAN MIN!! help me open my locker!!"
-.-"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"what yr locker code?"
then she was mumbling to me the code
"walao! cnt hear la"
"*mumbles code*"
then i thought i heard correctly then i try open locker 5 times
still cnt open.
then i say
"lindy type yr code in my phone laa"
so she typed in the code
then in a few secs
i opened her locker.
ok done.
then she say
"can go canteen or nt? i hungry leh!"
"ok lor"
then she bought some kind of sandwich to eat
then at the entrance at the school, we saw dexter
and went home together.
then dexter and lindy was saying 'cases' of 幸灾乐祸.
lol.
then dexter talk and talk and talk tt time
lindy suddenly say
"DEXTER SO CUTE!!!"
then dexter was like WTF YOU TOKING
then lindy say
"my mum also say tt you cute wad!!"
diaozzz
then right when we were near the mrt station
dexter suddenely say
"WALAO yan min so quiet after all the yrs of PIMPLE POPPING she
finally MATURE le"
WTF?
I MATURE?
i feel it as more of an insult lol
then i say
"I QUIET? I MATURE? i tell you the girl sitting beside me 受不了我!!!
cos everyday i keep laughing and saying dam lame stuff"
then dexter say
"YALA!!! LAST TIME YOU WIF HUI XUAN ALSO LIKE TT!!!
EVERYDAY LAFF LAFF LAFF DONT KNOW FOR WAD"
lol.
gd times siazz.
then i say
"talking abt laughing, i rmb abt the dchoo incident"
"ya so funny"
"tt time me and hx laugh until going to die of shortage of breath."
then dexter was suddenly saying CHANTING YAM.
"SHUT UP MAN!!"
"HAHA!!! CHANTING YAM!!!"
even lindy also laughing.
-.-
in the mrt the three of us talk and talk and talked
then i say
"you know right today during recess jy go pat on someone then say
ahhh my good friend actually he stick sticky note onto his shirt
which said KICK ME. then another person saw and took out the note.
then dont know who the fool try stick it on his d---"
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES!!!
they laugh until dont know like what
then when reach pasir ris mrt station
we saw hx and ping cheong
then hx saw me and say
"HI YAN MIN =)"
then later lindy say
"YOU SEE! dexter so dam fat. FAT AND SHORT."
then hx reply
"no is not short and fat. is VERY FAT AND SHORT."
haha. both horizontally and vertically challenged.
then we saw the 358 bus then the 3 of us chiong.
then in the bus me and lindy saw rachael lim.
so i was blabbering how much lindy had changed since she
entered secondary sch.
then lindy was like
YAN MIN!!! SHUT UP LAAA
then dexter suddenly say
"HEY, RACHAEL LIM!! i almost forgot how you look like!!"
DIAOZZZ
he continue say
"WALAO sry i bad memory everyday forgot bring hw home then right
choing in the morning and recess."
then he was repeating what i had say
"you know the lindy sim right,
ever since she enter sec sch right
she like to tok tok tok then what ar
somemore listen to walkman siazz..."
to make lindy even more "embrassed"
lindy wasnt talking and i said
"waaa lindy how come you suddenly so quiet"
LOL.
lindy is like wan strangle me like tt.
haha.
what a dam long post.
hope lindy and dexter wun kill me XD


Wednesday, April 4, 2007 @ 8:46 PM

Jokes

There were 3 men in an aeroplane.

then the pilot said" throw something down

as the plane is overloaded." the 1st man

threw a box of nails down.

the 2nd man threw an axe down.

The 3rd man threw a bomb down.

when they reached the island, they saw

a little boy crying. they asked "

Little boy, y are you crying?"

"a box of nails flew frm nowhere

and hit my father and he died...sob"

Then, they saw a man sobbing.

"Sir, why are you crying?" he said

"an axe hit my father's head and died due

to excessive bleeding."

then, as they walked, they saw a boy

roflhao.

"hey boy, wad's so funny tt you have to

roflyao in the streets?"

the boy replied

"I farted and the house behind me EXPLODED!!"

(the boy is haiz...STUPID!!)


There were 3 men in an aeroplane,

and the plane crashed into a deserted island.

then tribes saw the 3 men and asked them

to pick fruits for them. They readily AGREED.

then, the 1st man brought back a bunch of

rambutans. he was asked to stuff them into his

BUTT. if he laughed, he will be sent to heaven.

as the rambutans were hairy, he laughed

after stuffing the 1st rambutan into his butt

and was killed by the tribes.

the 2nd man came back with a bunch of grapes.

he was asked to choose the 10 juiciest ones and

stuff them into his butt.

when he stuffed the ninth grape in,

he laughed and was killed.

the 1st and 2nd man met each other in heaven.

the 1st man asked the 2nd man

"you were abt to stuff the last grape in and could

have saved yr life. why did you laugh?"

the 2nd man replied

"cos i saw the 3rd man carrying DURIANS"

then the 2 men heard a scream,

looked back, and saw the 3rd man wif the butt

red and swollen.


@ 8:25 PM

haha
new blogskin
kinda of a COLOURLESS blogskin...
but i will colour the blog wif my posts and pictures
and music and other stuff XD
2nd skin of oxygenT!!!
actually i didnt mean oxygent to be oxygent
is actually oxygen T which means
oxygen tank.
lol.
learn too much elements le
the new blogskin::
the picture toking abt the monkey in distress.
maybe playing SLOW MOTION stress.
my old blogskin is more colourful!
i love colour.
i hopped frm BLACK blogskins to BRIGHT blogskins.
i feel that BLACK blogskins make me look DEPRESSING
which i'm not.
i prefer colours now.
old blogskin:




so colourful dx
=========
i sure going to fail this history test.
If i pass, i'll laugh until gt tears come out.
If i fail, haiz...what can i do? i did nt study...
cos i forgot gt history test.
then i was busy studying ting xie
then in the end luo lao shi forgot all abt ting xie...
lucky, anyway.
yesterday walao no hw siazz
today a pile of those books and wrksheets.
ahhhhhhhhh
still gt time blog?
CHANGE BLOGSKIN??
lol.
cos i almost finished all my work.
haha XD
yay.
bye le


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