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Thursday, December 6, 2007 @ 11:36 AM
ZOMG I CAN'T DO MY HOMEWORK!!!
but after this...
YEAAAAA I can start my work =D
//oh yeah..the post below is slightly disturbing... and the post below the one below this post is VERY DISTURBING ONLY IF YOU THINK SICK. Otherwise, NO ^________________^
Wednesday, December 5, 2007 @ 4:23 PM
ZOMG HAHA
Monday, December 3, 2007 @ 9:53 AM
How dirty is your mind?
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
5. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?
11. This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometime quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What is it?
If you got -
0-1 answer correct then you're a pervert
2-4 answers correct then you are a dirty minded person
5-7 answers correct you are Hole-ly man!
8-11 answers correct then you are Holy man!
Credits to whoever created these questions. Answers below > >> >>> >>>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>> >> > Here is your ANSWERS: 1. A dentist 2. A wedding ring 3. Peanut Butter 4. A Chewing Gum 5. An elevator 6. A nose 7. A newspaper 8. A glove 9. A Crane 10.Fire Truck 11. A toothbrush, of course
Hi, I'm Yan Min and welcome to my blog of ramblings wahahahaha...
I love anime n manga but I'm not an otaku
I love to doodle n draw n I hope I can improve
Normally listen to Korean, Japanese n English songs. Mostly SHINee n Anime OP & ED
I like drawing n painting. And hope to learn piano one day. And maybe the violin. And maybe some cool martial art. And maybe some other cool stuff
But in the end. I never bring my ass to learn new things
Cuz. I love to sleep. And loll around...
Some all time favourites of mine include: Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Honey and Clover, Nodame Cantabile, SHINee, Axis Powers Hetalia
My second homes (?): CAPS 1A,2/1,3/3,4/3,5/3,6/3, AHS 1F,2G,3K,4K and now in SP DDA :)
Have you wondered what is the ‘T’ in OxygenT?
If you did, good for you!
If you didn’t, nothing will happen
