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Wednesday, April 4, 2007 @ 8:46 PM

Jokes

There were 3 men in an aeroplane.

then the pilot said" throw something down

as the plane is overloaded." the 1st man

threw a box of nails down.

the 2nd man threw an axe down.

The 3rd man threw a bomb down.

when they reached the island, they saw

a little boy crying. they asked "

Little boy, y are you crying?"

"a box of nails flew frm nowhere

and hit my father and he died...sob"

Then, they saw a man sobbing.

"Sir, why are you crying?" he said

"an axe hit my father's head and died due

to excessive bleeding."

then, as they walked, they saw a boy

roflhao.

"hey boy, wad's so funny tt you have to

roflyao in the streets?"

the boy replied

"I farted and the house behind me EXPLODED!!"

(the boy is haiz...STUPID!!)

There were 3 men in an aeroplane,

and the plane crashed into a deserted island.

then tribes saw the 3 men and asked them

to pick fruits for them. They readily AGREED.

then, the 1st man brought back a bunch of

rambutans. he was asked to stuff them into his

BUTT. if he laughed, he will be sent to heaven.

as the rambutans were hairy, he laughed

after stuffing the 1st rambutan into his butt

and was killed by the tribes.

the 2nd man came back with a bunch of grapes.

he was asked to choose the 10 juiciest ones and

stuff them into his butt.

when he stuffed the ninth grape in,

he laughed and was killed.

the 1st and 2nd man met each other in heaven.

the 1st man asked the 2nd man

"you were abt to stuff the last grape in and could

have saved yr life. why did you laugh?"

the 2nd man replied

"cos i saw the 3rd man carrying DURIANS"

then the 2 men heard a scream,

looked back, and saw the 3rd man wif the butt

red and swollen.

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