Hi. My name is Squidward 陈小明。Originally I had a more decent name, Bob. But my 'father' insisted that I shall be called Squidward, due to the way I look. But I don't think Squidward is a bad name. I love playing the clarinet. But too bad I do not have small eyes(: [lolz]
I shall tell you more about myself. I think I'm the most beautiful man on earth. Girls scream when I walk past them. I receive tons of letters everyday. (Damn, did I just heard someone calling me narcissistic?) I shall prove that guy wrong, for I am really beautiful.
I have a round face. I have a round, very prominent chin. My skin is pale-white, therefore I am as cool as vampires. I have very dark brown wavy hair with a light red tint. My medium sized, almond gray-blue eyes are close to each other. My eyelashes are long. My bushy and connected eye brows are pretty much the same colour as my hair. My so very beautiful mouth is long and thick. I have a medium, round nose with round nostrils. My earlobes are free with Darwin's Earpoint. The most very very beautiful thing about me that caused me to be such a beautiful man is that I have hairy ears, and freckles all over my face.
Now that you are gonna faint [of the goodness] (Hmm don't you think that people are getting really bad cough these days?) imagining me, I shall show you a picture of me. I think you will really want to meet me. (picture shall be updated tomorrow.)
Envy!! No.1 badass in FMA.
| Narrator: So a the l..a-hem(sorry, got a cough back there) story between Ichimaru Gin and Hitsugaya Toushiro ends tragically. The End~♪ |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:12 Ichimaru Gin: SHIRO-CHAN!! SHIRO-CHAN!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME!! SHIRO-CHAN!!! DAMMIT!!! WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO ME!!! SHIRO-CHAN!!! WAKE UP!!! I *thunder roared* YOU TOO!!! SHIRO-CHAN!!! Shiro-chan... |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:10 Hitsugaya: ...Ichimaru...I mean Gin...I wanted to tell you that...I... |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:10 Ichimaru Gin: ... ....Shiro-chan... ... |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:09 Hitsugaya: *comes to Gin with an umbrella over his head* ...Gin...I have always wanted to tell you something...but I always have no guts to do it...i mean it may sound abit corny... |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:07 Ichimaru Gin: ...Shiro-chan!!! *kneels down* I am so confused now....SHIRO-CHAN!!!!! |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:07 Ichimaru Gin: DAMMIT!!! AIZEN!!! YOU GET BACK HERE!!! AIZENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:06 Mysterious Person: Stop bickering, dammit! I shall take only Aizen with me, since he did not request me to save you. |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:06 Ichimaru Gin: Aizen GODDAM!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU FRICKEN' BETRAYER!!! |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:05 Aizen: please!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE SPARE ME!!! |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:05 Mysterious Person: Aizen dun you think you can get away, scum. |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:04 Aizen: Oh my gosh!!! Gin!! Run!!! .......... |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:04 Ichimaru Gin: Who..who...WHO ARE YOU!!!! Back off you pevert!! You stole my goddam first kiss for my shiro-chan!!! |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:03 Narrator: 3 minutes and a split second later.... |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:02 Ichimaru Gin: Of course! For my dearest Shiro-chan, that is~♪ |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:02 Hitsugaya: Yes, Hiyori-chan. Remember Aizen and Ichimaru. Make sure you come back to the studio in 3 minutes time. |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:01 Hiyori-chan~♪: Hitsugaya! Follow me back to the studio! |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:01 Hiyori-chan~♪: Well then, Aizen. I'll be waiting for you and Ichimaru in the studio. I expect to see you in three minutes time. Got it? If not I'll send someone else to grab 'ya arse, dickheads. |
| 14 Jul 08, 22:00 Aizen: Errrr...no, no...Hiyori-sama. I will follow you and bring Ichimaru Gin along, no matter what, even if I have to use more undesirable ways. |
| Hiyori-chan~♪: HEH. Were you talking about me, Aizen-sama? |
| 14 Jul 08, 21:58 Aizen: QUICK!! GIN!! PLEASE!! Can we go now! You know it will be really bad if the b'tch finds us and gives us her goddamslap! |
| 14 Jul 08, 21:57 Ichimaru Gin: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY LIL' SHIRO-CHANNNNNNN~♪ finally you are here! wher' have you been'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♪♪♪ |
| 14 Jul 08, 21:56 Hitsugaya Taicho: finds you. Now we are going for the final filming where the heck are you antagonists? Hiyori is beating the ass outta me with her damned slipper so quick please! |
| 14 Jul 08, 21:55 Aizen: ....whatever, Gin. Let's go...before |
| 14 Jul 08, 21:54 Ichimaru Gin: yes, yes, aizen-san~! But can't i just relax a bit? I mean this is the place that simply hits the spot! |
| 14 Jul 08, 21:54 Aizen: GIN! Can you stop wasting time here we are going to have the final battle in BLEACH!! We have to go for the final full-dress rehearsal! Please! I dun want to lose even if it's just a show! |
| 14 Jul 08, 21:53 Ichimaru Gin: ichimaru gin has somethin' to do, so byebye'~ |
| 14 Jul 08, 21:52 Ichimaru Gin: Yo, DA OWNER. How 'ya doin' lil' girl? I'm havin' so much fun wif' my lil' hitsugaya taicho~ |