Hi. My name is Squidward 陈小明。Originally I had a more decent name, Bob. But my 'father' insisted that I shall be called Squidward, due to the way I look. But I don't think Squidward is a bad name. I love playing the clarinet. But too bad I do not have small eyes(: [lolz]
I shall tell you more about myself. I think I'm the most beautiful man on earth. Girls scream when I walk past them. I receive tons of letters everyday. (Damn, did I just heard someone calling me narcissistic?) I shall prove that guy wrong, for I am really beautiful.
I have a round face. I have a round, very prominent chin. My skin is pale-white, therefore I am as cool as vampires. I have very dark brown wavy hair with a light red tint. My medium sized, almond gray-blue eyes are close to each other. My eyelashes are long. My bushy and connected eye brows are pretty much the same colour as my hair. My so very beautiful mouth is long and thick. I have a medium, round nose with round nostrils. My earlobes are free with Darwin's Earpoint. The most very very beautiful thing about me that caused me to be such a beautiful man is that I have hairy ears, and freckles all over my face.
Now that you are gonna faint [of the goodness] (Hmm don't you think that people are getting really bad cough these days?) imagining me, I shall show you a picture of me. I think you will really want to meet me. (picture shall be updated tomorrow.)