SIS: "How much you want to sell the book?"
ME: "$20"
SIS: *lame look* "So ex!"
ME: "$30"
SIS: *lamer look* "EVEN EX!!!"
ME: "How about six million, five hundred and eighty-six thousand, eighty hundred and eighty-six dollars and fifty-five cents" aka $6 586 886.55
SIS: "LAME LA"
ME: "I'm just spouting random numbers lor. Anyway, want to put my autograph in the bk?"
SIS: "-__-"
ME: "OF COURSE SHE WAN MY AUTOGRAPH LA! and i'm only charging her $10 more lor! I tell you, since I'm the boss of...errr....the all famous intellectually smart..erm...for the pros company. And if she buys the bk WITH MY AUTOGRAPH WITH ONLY $10 MORE, SHE CAN WORK IN MY COMPANY!!!! WOOTS!!!"
SIS: ".................................................like she will believe"