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Left and Right
Tuesday, October 30, 2012 @ 10:36 PM
Hi, I am Right Ear Piece (aka Righty). Today, I am going to blog on behalf of my half-assed owner.
Left Ear Piece (Lefty) and I are best buddies. We always work together, and work hard to sing wonderful songs for our owner to listen. We sing every song - You name it, we sing it. My owner listens to a variety of songs. Mainly Japanese Anime songs, Korean songs, English songs, and rarely Chinese songs. She loves listening to instrumental and piano pieces too. We work out asses off everyday to make our owner happy.
Today, my owner boarded the train to go home. The moment she sat down, she fell asleep, despite us singing. I guess I'm kind of used to the abuse our owner is giving us - tangling and coiling us up in some black ugly wire them stuff us in a small pouch, sometimes throwing us around, and even dropping us. I could feel that Lefty got kind of depressed but he's still doing his job well. Anyways, our owner fell asleep. We continued singing and singing many songs for 45 flat minutes.
Then, our owner reached her stop to alight. I guess it's karma or something, but her bag strap got stuck in between 2 mrt seats! I was laughing my ass off, it was so funny. Our owner's friends always call her sadistic, but sometimes she denies, saying that she's evil instead of sadistic. I don't think that's any better. But our owner has her fair share of kindness at times. There was a couple on board that time, and the guy kindly helped her pull the strap off. She thanked them and ran out of the train, scared that it would depart.
Well the main story comes here. Lefty was past its point of limit, I guess. Just now when our owner was yanking the strap off the seat, we got shaken loose from her ears and we were grabbing onto them with all our might. When the owner ran out, Lefty snapped. It decided to commit suicide. Lefty jumped. I made a hasty decision at that time. I was being a scumbag for not saving my friend, but decided to die with him. And it's not some touching and pure "You die, I die" kind of thing. I was being selfish. At that point of time, I was thinking, if Lefty died, I would lost my purpose as the 'Right' and our owner would want me anymore, and threw me away with the corpse of Lefty. I didn't want that. I rather die with Lefty. So I decided to jump, bye everyone, bye world, bye owner and bye my dearest Lefty.
But now you think, how the hell did I type and say this story if I'm dead? I wish I was dead, but I wasn't. Lefty died. He broke into 2 pieces. Our owner desperately tried to find Lefty's other half body. I felt extremely bad at that time. If I didn't jump, I would have saved Lefty. And saved our owner from grief. Our owner picked up Lefty's half corpose, and put us in her pouch, which she always did.
In the pouch, I felt super guilty. I really, really hoped that Lefty would be alive. I didn't want to be left alone. I was a selfish prick. But Left and Right are meant to come in pairs. It almost wouldn't work, and in my case, won't work at all with just one of us. I was so sorry. For the whole time, I wished to go back to the good old days, where Lefty and I worked together for our owner.
Our owner decided to give Lefty a chance, and placed Lefty's 2 parts together. Lefty sang! I was so happy, I almost cried tears of joy. However, Lefty couldn't stay together, and so our owner's mother stuck him together with some super glue. Lefty looked as good as new! But inside, it was somewhat paralysed, and never was the same. He couldn't sang with such vibrance anymore. His singing was softer than mine, and could never catch up to mine. I felt sorry for Lefty but I'm glad he's alive. Although now our owner is gonna abandon us at some corner, I feel happy, still living together with Lefty as "Left and Right". =)
Hi, I'm Yan Min and welcome to my blog of ramblings wahahahaha...
I love anime n manga but I'm not an otaku
I love to doodle n draw n I hope I can improve
Normally listen to Korean, Japanese n English songs. Mostly SHINee n Anime OP & ED
I like drawing n painting. And hope to learn piano one day. And maybe the violin. And maybe some cool martial art. And maybe some other cool stuff
But in the end. I never bring my ass to learn new things
Cuz. I love to sleep. And loll around...
Some all time favourites of mine include: Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Honey and Clover, Nodame Cantabile, SHINee, Axis Powers Hetalia
My second homes (?): CAPS 1A,2/1,3/3,4/3,5/3,6/3, AHS 1F,2G,3K,4K and now in SP DDA :)
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